Grease Monkey Strain Information
Grease Monkey is a heavy hitter with a surprisingly sweet side. This Indica-dominant hybrid crosses the sticky, potent Gorilla Glue #4 with dessert-flavoured Cookies and Cream, and the result is a gassy, high-THC strain that still tastes like vanilla and cookies. The high is where it earns its name: it comes on strong and settles heavy, gluing you to the couch in the best way. If you want serious potency with real flavour, Grease Monkey delivers.
Bred by the renowned Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey pairs two heavyweight parents into one seriously potent package. The Gorilla Glue #4 side brings the sticky, diesel-heavy backbone, while Cookies and Cream adds a sweet, nutty vanilla finish. It has become a favourite among members who want a rich, dessert-gas flavour and a high that means business. A modern Indica classic that lives up to its name.
Aroma
Sweet and pungent at once. Sugary vanilla and cookie lead, backed by a skunky, diesel gas and an earthy base. It is a rich, heavy nose that hits you the moment the jar opens.
Flavor
Follows the nose closely. Sweet, nutty vanilla up front, then a skunky, diesel gas on the exhale with a musky, earthy finish. Dessert and fuel in the same puff, and it works.
Appearance
Dense, sticky buds in deep green with purple undertones, coated in a heavy layer of frosty trichomes and dotted with orange pistils. It looks as gluey and potent as it hits.
Grease Monkey Strain Effects
Grease Monkey comes on strong and finishes even stronger. It opens with an uplifting, social head buzz that can leave you chatty and happy, then sinks into a deep, lazy, couch-locking body relaxation. Expect the munchies, heavy limbs, and heavy eyelids as it settles in. Members save this one for the evening and lazy days, when the plan is to unwind completely and maybe drift off. Given the high THC, it is not a daytime smoke and not one for beginners, so start low and go slow.
THC, CBD & Terpenes
Grease Monkey is a genuine heavyweight, with THC most often landing in the 25% to 27% range. CBD is minimal, under 1%. It is a caryophyllene-dominant strain, with limonene and myrcene close behind, which is where that sweet, gassy, diesel character and heavy, sedating body feel come from.
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Potent, flavourful, and seriously relaxing, Grease Monkey is a top pick for Indica lovers who want a dessert-gas flavour and a high that hits hard. When you want to switch off, sink into the couch, and enjoy every puff, this is the one to reach for. Explore more of our hybrid strains or the full cannabis flower collection.
















daleboulay8202 –
Wow, to bad it was only the 2g on sale and now out of stock
Mx_Canada42 –
Very gassy indeed, super nice texture and bud, smoked well and got me high
anonymous-99384 –
Very thick smoke and gassy taste. I liked it more than I expected
willj9661 –
Very good smoke i must say very pungent
r_young49 –
Great taste and better effects. Recommended!
tkachuk_st –
Great bud, a bit harsh/coughy but otherwise potent fresh and speedy delivery
Pdizzy –
Loved this strain. Potent with a great taste.
Troy Smokes –
Dense buds not the prettiest but it packs a punch doesn’t give you couch lock but you’ll be lazy and chill I’ll buy again
pthepanda –
absolutely fantastic. very tasty
jordan74 –
great smoke not the best taste but still enjoying it a bunch
OGqueen –
This strain is nice for daytime early evening smoke
Nice buzz definitely be ordering again
keep1rolled –
Haven’t tried this in a while but it’s exactly how I remember it. Not a daytime smoke (like you CAN function but it’s kinda loopy imo). Just relax on it and hit the kitchen a couple times
pelehoscrystal –
loved it! 5 🌟
Yordop –
Great bag appeal, nice high
m.peregudov –
I still have this strain, I have humidity packs so I can have strains I want for a lot of time…. still one of my favourites, it’s my second time trying this and the high is perfect if you’re looking for a hybrid strain!
goneill76 –
this strain is usually better. it was drier and way fluffier. the ounce filled 1.5 jars (mason) instead of 1. not sure if that had anything to do with it.
3 – 3.5 stars this time. I’ll be skipping this one for a while.
Yordop –
Nice dense buds, great bag appeal. Smooth smoke and a nice relaxing buzz, but won’t keep you couch-locked
tripaces420 –
Big beautiful buds, great taste and high. Seems a bit more indica leaning to me (imo) I’ll give it 4.5 stars ONLY because the trim job could have been better. Overall, solid smoke with nice diesel/skunky undertones. Buying again for sure
drm49288 –
best bang for the buck!
Charlie –
Just the right amount of grease monkey for me!!
salesse-2915 –
If you like diesel smell and smoke, its good for you, good high and would recommend
Charlie –
Lovin the Grease Monkey!!
mikebikehd.md –
une autre valeur sur, et toujours une qualité supérieur.
alexrobertson –
Taste great
ngym88 –
One of the best, really nice
mcshepp12345 –
I had this one or two orders ago it really helped with my pain and falling asleep. As I recently had knee a replacement. This got through the rough times. Wound definitely buy again. Mike.
Pandawang –
My first order from HA this strain is fire, big dense buds, got me hooked. Can’t wait for it to be back in stock again
dawson_trotman-5201 –
4.5 would b more accurate! Very nice bud, deep dense and aromatic, thick pure smoke… great high!
beachbunny –
Super dense mild high
estee-63 –
Nice dense buds with a beautiful smell really helped me with my pain thumbs up!
OGKUSHMASTER –
it is some good smoke!!!
OGKUSHMASTER –
great buzz indeed!
ncsiding –
Big beautiful dense buds! I very seldom get the munchies, not the case here, have food on hand. Great relaxing buzz, good for sleep on the comedown. Burns nice and tastes awesome.
justindemelo84 –
just recently purchased!! loved it! one of my new favourties! GREAT LOOKING BUDS! great for a Saturday night!
wayne.stacey –
Good Strain for Relaxing . Nice tasting as well. Really happy with the effects.
lachapelle111 –
Agreed this this danky budz.
Whoooo
colechamberlain10 –
Nice, dank, gassy, and tasty. Have food ready, great before bed as well
jmdd –
I liked it. Fun and relaxing.
tony4256 –
Amazing! This one is now definitely in my top 5 strains. The gorilla glue and cookies & cream cross is a perfect combination . The high is really heavy . Taste is amazing too. Will order more of it for sure!
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wayne.stacey –
Love the taste and effect. Nice big buds too and grinds up nice . Will order again and at a great price too. got it on the deal of the day .
cormierf5 –
Real nice smoke! Great!
dmugzie –
wow buying again hard hitter
trapdaniel2011 –
This is good gear , I puts it in my pipe , and I get wrecked , i tell many people as I can about this website, awesome deals, lots to pick from.
mizzmeekis –
a favorite strain, i’ll buy again when it comes back in stock.
OGKUSHMASTER –
Amazing ?
brentonwilliamhall –
A cross from two of my faves and didn’t disappoint. Each of the GSC and GG come through strong and work together perfectly. Nice lingering high too.
amber.dunn –
I loved the high this gave me… Diffferent but i felt all bubbly and happy. Then the munchies hit definitely makes you hungry
gavyn200955 –
real nice. didn’t get the enhanced perception or anything like that from it though. I was hoping for that effect. very nice strain in the end though
corytrev –
Liked this one. Good for end of the day. Very relaxing.