Nothing is worse than having stress follow you around all day, especially when you can’t shake it off before getting home. Like a plague, it consumes all of our energy, taking us out of the zone. Plus, when a strain gets the approval of Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill, you know it’s a keeper.
LA Confidential isn’t a noir classic, but it is a cannabis classic. DNA Genetics took an Afghani landrace and crossed it with OG LA Affie to produce this sedating masterpiece of an Indica. LA Confidential has had its fair share of time in the limelight. Most notably when it took home the 2006 High Times strain of the year. Quite an accomplishment for a previously little known Indica strain from California.
With 20% THC, L.A. Confidential is the perfect strain to unwind and regain focus on what’s essential; ourselves. And with a 90% Indica profile, LA Confidential is hardly a hybrid. The effects are characterized as a complete body stone — a quick activating high starts by completely sedating the head, torso, limbs and extremities. You’ll quickly find everything slowing down, followed by a retractor beam pulling you to the couch and trapping your stoned body for hours. Following sedation comes a surge of mood-enhancing energy. Depending on the amount consumed, the effects range from mildly mental, to a borderline psychedelic experience. A resounding sense of satisfaction creeps up and fills the mind with peace and love.
Appearance, Taste & Aroma
LA Confidential has darker greener leaves with red hairs and is full of sticky white, resinous trichomes. It smells of pine, citrus, and fruit. It is also described as earthy and skunky. The taste makes the smoke delicious and non-irritating. This makes for a pleasant experience that keeps users coming back for a tasty, powerful hit that dissolves pain and anxiety.
LA Confidential’s appearance reminds one of the snow-covered forests in Alaska, with its blanket of THC crystals. Orange and dark red hairs grow abundantly, covering the entire bud. One quick whiff and you can almost taste the piney fragrance. Not only is the bud pine-scented, but flavour the as well. Along with a skunky and sweet flavour, LA Confidential is a tasty treat. In terms of flavor, this strain smells like skunk, but strangely, tastes nothing like it. It instead tastes like sweet and earthy pine!
Do you find your energy peaks the moment you decide it’s time for bed? It’s almost like the second you rest your head, all the gears fire up. It feels like only yesterday you were running around with the boundless energy of a youthful body. When muscles get tighter than a sailors knot, it’s time to get L.A. Confidential on your side. One thing that’s for sure is you won’t be able to resist hitting the hay once the high is over; counting sheep not necessary — thus making it an ideal strain for treating insomnia.
Apart from insomnia, LA Confidential reduces chronic pain, arthritis and inflammation. It’s not recommended for daytime use, but experience smokers wanting to treat any of the previously mentioned conditions are more than welcome to try. LA Confidential is a full serving of sedation and relaxation, with a side of happiness. If you want the ultimate body stone, order yours today.
Flavours: Earthy, Pine, Sweet
Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy, Euphoric, Uplifted
Medical Uses: Stress, Pain, Insomnia, Depression, Lack of Appetite